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What the world looks like. To me. From here.

Knowing what not to charge for.

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What the world looks like. To me. From here.

Being telepathic.

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What the world looks like. To me. From here.

The Great Reaveraging of Me.

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What the world looks like. To me. From here.

Redefining and undermining industry norms.

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What the world looks like. To me. From here.

Speaking in ‘chunks’.

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What the world looks like. To me. From here.

Visual shorthand.

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BRAND STORYTELLING

If your email newsletter isn’t interesting. It’s because you’re sat in the wrong chair.

October 24, 2023 No Comments

If your email newsletter isn’t interesting. And few people are interested in reading it (an obvious consequence). It’s because you’re sat in the wrong…

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BRAND STORYTELLING

What’s the difference between Myeeeaah and Tpptthhh?

October 23, 2023 No Comments

LinkedIn sometimes asks me and other experts (I know…) to answer questions. A recent one was, “What’s the difference between a Brand Story and a…

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BRAND STORYTELLING

The shampoo, conditioner and body-wash conundrum.

October 23, 2023 No Comments

As a younger man, I sometimes wore glasses when I didn’t need to. Because John Lennon wore glasses. Now I need glasses to read,…

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I am very nearly one of the best singers in the world.

October 21, 2023 No Comments

Mick Hucknall was born 1 mile from where I was. In Denton. In Manchester. Liam Gallagher was born 6 miles away. In Burnage. So, clearly,…

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BRAND STORYTELLING

Nobody’s ever heard of Pete.

October 20, 2023 No Comments

The world’s greatest footballer, Pele, never looked better than in 1970. The World Cup’s first colour TV broadcast. I met Pele. He signed my…

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BRAND STORYTELLING

Beware the brilliant marketer. That does not understand and accept with sincerity, this hierarchy.

October 19, 2023 No Comments

Brand leads marketing leads sales. So beware the marketer that does not understand and accept with sincerity, this hierarchy. Beware because this brilliant marketer…

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BRAND STORYTELLING

LinkedIn Top Voice – Copywriting.

October 18, 2023 No Comments

I don’t know where these ‘LinkedIn Top Voice’ badges come from. Or where and when they might go again. So just in case my…

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BRAND STORYTELLING

I’m not consulting. I’m thumbing a ride with the founder.

October 18, 2023 No Comments

Here’s what it should feel like to do ‘mychael.co.uk’ work with me. In my little brain, when appointed Associate Brand Director, I’m thumbing a…

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It’s as big a mistake to never work for free. As it is to always work for free.

October 17, 2023 No Comments

I think businesses, freelancers, independents, whatever – should sometimes work for free. I commented on LinkedIn once,”It’s as big a mistake to never work…

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Whatever you stand up for. Stand out for.

October 16, 2023 No Comments

Be ‘The’ in business. Not ‘A’. Because of perception and how you make me feel about me. If you’re ‘A’ something… you’re an also-ran. Like…

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‘For’. Not ‘against’.

October 15, 2023 No Comments

It’s a small-big thing. And it’s obvious, really. It’s easier to love people or businesses that are ‘for’ something, than it is to love people…

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Before my time runs out.

October 14, 2023 No Comments

My time will run out. I own nothing. I rent everything. Because one day, I’ll be gone. I’m the temporary guardian of my body,…

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The story ended where it should have begun.

October 13, 2023 No Comments

I love Sofia Coppola’s ‘Lost in Translation’. My eyes gobble it up. I am Bob Harris. At the bar. Ears full of piano, punctuated only by…

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The stupidest coffeeshop in the world.

October 12, 2023 No Comments

Next time you’re in California, go to Peet’s Coffee. Because they’re stupid. Peet’s is the stupid coffeeshop that, to get and keep more customers,…

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Some newsletters make me clench my teeth. Squeeze my knees. And squeak.

October 11, 2023 No Comments

Name, design and build it well. Keep to schedule and commit. That’s 50% of great e-newsletters. The other 50% is content. I got an e-newsletter yesterday.…

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Talk dirt to me.

October 10, 2023 No Comments

I don’t know if this is true. No matter. It’s still brilliant. Someone told me gardeners at Alnwick Garden wear cheeky teeshirts with ‘Talk…

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The best strategy is very often… Mucking about.

October 9, 2023 No Comments

Exhibitions are uninteresting, predictable places. Expensive, visually-busy, idea-less, 3-metre square clones. Hungover, hunch-shouldered bored people staring open-mouthed at phones, leaning on things. Bigger, costlier…

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Be careful. They think you’re lying. Even when you’re not.

October 9, 2023 No Comments

You won’t feel like you’re lying when you say you’re ‘best’, ‘leading’, ‘quality’ or ‘innovative’. But for two reasons, it sounds like you’re lying.…

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