If you’ve never met me.

This image will serve as a detailed introduction.

Here.

Take a look: https://www.50odd.co.uk/winkle/.

Winkle. 

Izobel (aged 3) just talked me through it.

So I’ll do the same for you.

Here goes.

You have 2 eyes.

And a bald head.

You always have coffee in one hand.

And a creme egg in the other.

And your hair stands up.

Two arms.

Two legs.

Beard.

Winkle.

There.

That’s about it.

So if you see someone in the street matching this description.

It’s me.

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