If you’ve never met me.
This image will serve as a detailed introduction.
Take a look: https://www.50odd.co.uk/winkle/.
Izobel (aged 3) just talked me through it.
So I’ll do the same for you.
You have 2 eyes.
And a bald head.
You always have coffee in one hand.
And a creme egg in the other.
And your hair stands up.
That’s about it.
So if you see someone in the street matching this description.