If you’ve ever wondered why the world is round.
Here’s the answer.
The Answer.
The world is round to remind you to stop fucking moaning about where you are in life.
The world is round to remind you to accept.
Once and for all.
That you are where we are.
And to bloody well get on with it.
Why The World is Round.
Think about it.
If you storm off from where you are.
Like some silly petulant child.
Because you’re not getting what you want from life.
(And we all feel like doing that sometimes).
Then because the world is round.
If you storm off for long enough.
You end up right back where you started.
Get On With It.
So as I say.
The world is round to remind you to stop fucking moaning about where you are in life.
The world is round to remind you to accept.
Once and for all.
That you are where we are.
And to bloody well get on with it.
