PRIVATE NUMBER PLATE.

I don’t think that if you have a Private Number Plate.

You’re a nob*.

And I am not saying that if you’re so in love with your Private Number Plate that you wouldn’t give it up under any circumstances.

You’re an arse**.

I just think that of all the the things that we humans own.

Private Number Plates are one of the most obviously expendable.

I mean.

They don’t actually do anything.

Apart from.

To some***.

Make you look like a nob.

Or an arse.

Food Banks.

The UK’s most expensive Private Number Plate.

25 O

Was purchased for £518,000 in 2014.

And in 2015-16.

Annual sales of Private Number Plates in the UK topped £100m for the first time.

And in a world where The Trussell Trust distributed 1.9m 3-day food parcels in the UK in the fiscal year 2019-2020.

So at £50 a food parcel that’s £95m.

If that £100m a year spent on Private Number Plates was re-routed.

Food banks would disappear.

Private Number Plates. 

Private Number Plates.

I just think that of all the the things that we humans own.

Private Number Plates are one of the most obviously expendable.

I mean.

I’d never have one****.

* I do.

**I am.

***Me.

****Again.