The only norm I ever liked was Norm in Cheers.
All other norms… bloody boring.

Here’s my favourite Norm greeting, by the way:

Sam/Woody: “Hey! What you up to Mr. Peterson?”
Norm: “My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall.”

Challenging norms is great. In business and in life.
If I had a coffee shop, there’d be this sign on my door:

“Want a wee? Oh.. OK then. Use our toilet. No need to buy coffee… this time.
(Because next time. Once you do. You won’t go anywhere else).
Have a great day!”

That’s not the norm for business.

And this is not the norm in life… try it:

“The problem is, when a woman goes to the toilet she never puts the toilet seat back up does she?
Inconsiderate, that.”

Risky. But hard to argue with yes?
(Good luck).

The only norm I ever liked was Norm in Cheers.
All other norms… bloody boring.

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