According to a survey that appeared in The Telegraph a few years ago, women grow up before men do.
No surprise there, then.
A study into the differences in maturity between genders revealed both men and women remain ‘immature’ well into their late 30s and early 40s.
The average age at which women mature emerged as 32.
11 years later.
Here is a list of men’s top 30 maturity failings. See if you’re guilty of any of these things. And are therefore shamefully immature. How many are you, between 0 and 30?
1.Finding their own farts and burps hilarious
2.Eating fast food at 2:00am
4.Driving too fast or ‘racing’ another car at the lights or on the motorway
5.Sniggering a bit at rude words
6.Driving with loud music
7.Playing practical jokes
8.Trying to beat children at games and sport
9.Staying silent during an argument
10.Not being able to cook simple meals
11.Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads
12.Don’t like talking about themselves/ having proper conversations
13.Hating books/reading because of short attention span/they’re boring
14.Doing crazy dance moves
15.Mum still doing their washing
16.Having their Mum still make them breakfast/any meal
17.Wearing trainers to night clubs
18.Owning a skateboard or BMX
19.Not eating vegetables
20.Changing jobs regularly
21.Getting too excited over stag do’s
22.Sometimes trying to do wheelies/stunts on their bike
23.Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer
24.Showing off about how girls are attracted to them
25.Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas
26.Using dodgy chat-up lines
27.Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they ‘lift’
29.Wearing saggy-crotched jeans
30.Having a cartoon bedspread