Keep this quiet, OK?
I’ve invented something.
And if you want to get in on the ground floor.
Drop me, say, ten thousand pounds and you’re ‘in’.
DM me for bank details.
I’m going to get bubblewrap filled with helium.
So it’s really light.
And call it ‘Hubblewrap’.
So when you take a parcel to the post office and it starts floating around the sorting office.
You can charge them to post it for you.
Instead of them charging you.
Because it’ll weigh less than nothing.
Told you it was good.
If you want to get in on the ground floor.
Drop me ten thousand pounds and you’re ‘in’ OK?
I’ll look out for your message.