I don’t often share really personal things on here, to do with my relationship and things like that.
But something happened yesterday between Lisa and I that was so significant that I cannot write this blog and not mention it. It’s affecting everything. It’s on my mind.
Basically, Lisa accused me of being a transvestite.
I was absolutely outraged. And upset.
I packed her things and left.
Now, you see, that didn’t happen. It is just me making a funny joke.
Something that did really happen though, is that my friend bought me a really terrible thesaurus.
It was terrible.
And again you see. That didn’t happen either.
It’s just another joke. Not quite as good as the first one I don’t think. But quite funny.
And as you enter your day, you can – if you like – tweak these two slightly funny things and pass them off as your own. Weave them into your chatter. Let me know how it goes.
If no one laughs, blame me.
If they laugh (unlikely, I know), just keep them as your own.
Either way, you might make someone smile.
P.S. One last try…
A man in an interrogation room says “I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present.”
Policeman: “You are the lawyer”.
Lawyer: “Exactly, so where’s my present?”
Sod you, then.