I like clever, creative people.

But I am not so keen on jealous ones.

Or those that try to put other people down.

So I really do like what Joseph Heller has been heard to say to the occasional slimy, smirking journalist.

Impolite and disrespectful journalists that are looking to make a name for themselves.

Heller – politely – silences them.

With just two words.


So; Mr. Heller. Why is it that you have never written anything as good as your acclaimed novel ‘Catch 22’?

After a suitable pause.


Who has?


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