David Beckham was recently chastised by ‘the Internet’ for kissing his daughter on the lips.
I peeped at this story out of the corner of my eye and made no comment.
The main reason was because, I think, Piers Morgan was either responsible for or was at least in part the catalyst for the discussion taking place.
And he’s an odious twat.
I still won’t comment on anything to do with him, because just like Katie Hopkins, attention is his oxygen.
And so it follows that if I ignore him he may suffocate and die.
So instead, here is a picture of me kissing my daughter this weekend, on the lips, whilst we are both completely naked, in the shower.
And in anticipation of any negative comments that I might get, here is my pre-emptive response.
Not bothered. Shit off.
Have a wonderful day x