So this short story is about a ‘Saturday thing’.
A Bacon sandwich.
I will use a capital ‘B’ for Bacon throughout this short tale.
As a sign of respect.
I have had a lot of pleasure in my life.
And for that.
I am grateful.
I also think that, today, I would like to allocate a percentage of my lifetime’s pleasure.
To Bacon sandwiches.
About 2%, let’s say.
And that is enough for the word Bacon to warrant a capital ‘B’.
(I don’t know if me allocating about 2% of my lifetime’s happiness to Bacon sandwiches is a ‘sad’ thing.
Actually, I do.
Al Boardman likes Bacon sandwiches too.
So much so that he created a 60 second animation.
About 3 years ago.
And that animation describing how to create the perfect Bacon butty.
(I prefer the word ‘sandwich’ to ‘butty’.
‘Not sure why).
Here’s the animation.