According to a survey that appeared in The Telegraph a few years ago, women grow up before men do.

No surprise there, then.

A study into the differences in maturity between genders revealed both men and women remain ‘immature’ well into their late 30s and early 40s.

The average age at which women mature emerged as 32.

Men?

43.

11 years later.

Self Test.

Here is a list of men’s top 30 maturity failings. See if you’re guilty of any of these things. And are therefore shamefully immature. How many are you, between 0 and 30?

1.Finding their own farts and burps hilarious

2.Eating fast food at 2:00am

3.Playing videogames

4.Driving too fast or ‘racing’ another car at the lights or on the motorway

5.Sniggering a bit at rude words

6.Driving with loud music

7.Playing practical jokes

8.Trying to beat children at games and sport

9.Staying silent during an argument

10.Not being able to cook simple meals

11.Re-telling the same silly jokes and stories when with the lads

12.Don’t like talking about themselves/ having proper conversations

13.Hating books/reading because of short attention span/they’re boring

14.Doing crazy dance moves

15.Mum still doing their washing

16.Having their Mum still make them breakfast/any meal

17.Wearing trainers to night clubs

18.Owning a skateboard or BMX

19.Not eating vegetables

20.Changing jobs regularly

21.Getting too excited over stag do’s

22.Sometimes trying to do wheelies/stunts on their bike

23.Driving a modified car or one with a loud exhaust/boy racer

24.Showing off about how girls are attracted to them

25.Wearing pyjamas, specifically cartoon pyjamas

26.Using dodgy chat-up lines

27.Showing off about protein shakes/weight-lifting/how much they ‘lift’

28.Littering

29.Wearing saggy-crotched jeans

30.Having a cartoon bedspread

Well?

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